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Gus Demotivational Poster


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever a***ogy
Rating: 4.77/5

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wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


TAGS: a robot in disguse
Rating: 4.52/5

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Bull - April 30, 2011, 11:54 am
I won't post anymore. I don't usually like them either but when I heard that joke I just had to ..
rerun - April 30, 2011, 8:22 am

I really don't like Chuck Norris posters, however this one gets my 5L.

JUDGEMENTAL BOX - is not impressed

TAGS: box rooster teeth gus geoff awesome evil
Rating: 3.62/5

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Insaniac - January 1, 2010, 6:07 pm
Anybody else knows Gregory horror show? .... No, I don't think so.

PizzaNOMNOMNOMican -

TAGS: necronomicon pizza army of darkness quote motifake calendar daily theme august 2015
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cloudy - August 4, 2015, 5:37 am
Any relation to Pizza the Hut?
JesusWept - August 3, 2015, 4:18 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


TAGS: august 7 part 2
Rating: 3.72/5

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Faceplant31 - January 29, 2010, 1:49 pm
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:28 am
...he'd what? Go Joe Pesci on them?
MrRandom - October 11, 2009, 1:24 am
I can imagine....
spacedog - October 11, 2009, 1:23 am
Ha! agdaniele has been going easy on the timmys? I'll have to look out for his older comments then.
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:02 am
I can haz bat to smash spam cartoon posters?

the sound of silence -

TAGS: ferguson mlk riots nonviolence violence
Rating: 4/5

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Reality Lord - November 6, 2015, 6:20 am

i think you may have missed the posters message pikeman
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 1:47 am
We hurd what the rioting thugs had to sy befor the riots. Blacks are to be allowed to commit any crime they want with no ill consequences. The rational majority say "Screwdle that!!"
Bandit5906 - December 22, 2014, 11:07 pm
Beautiful. Thank you!
Greybeard - November 28, 2014, 12:06 am
Stunning as always. :)
Reality Lord - November 27, 2014, 7:49 pm

"Fools," said I, "You do not know – Silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you. Take my arms that I might reach you."
mariand - November 27, 2014, 6:36 pm
But my words like silent raindrops fell... awe5ome
tellitlikeitis - November 27, 2014, 2:04 pm
VERY nicely done:)
GaryO - November 27, 2014, 10:34 am
Well done. Powerful. As always. Reasons Greetings, Lord.
spacedog - November 27, 2014, 9:28 am
The words of the prophets are written on the 5ubway walls, and tenement halls.

MACARONI PENGUINS - The RuPaul of the penguin world

TAGS: august challenge pro mac aroni penguins
Rating: 3/5

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akornzombie - October 13, 2009, 10:52 pm


TAGS: august 8
Rating: 3.39/5

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Sean - August 9, 2009, 1:00 am
Wow. Yer fake I-talian accent is even worse than mine. But as a munga-cake (sp?), at least I gotta excuse.
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 12:54 am
Chicken wire is in da tackle box... not da tool box, ya mook!
Sean - August 9, 2009, 12:43 am
Thank god I didn't burn this pic with the lame-ass Ikea joke I've had in mind for aboot a year now. Great (kinda racist) poster aggy. And I guess back den, dey didn't know nottin' 'bout da chicken wire, eh?
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 10:06 pm
That was racist! But, they'e in the fridge, if you want one.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 9:56 pm
Yeah, but where do you keep the cannoli?

NON-SEQUITURS - I have no idea what a Non-Sequitur is, But look..... A puppy, and he's smiling.

TAGS: chompers puppy non sequiter august 7
Rating: 4.78/5

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Chompers - August 8, 2010, 6:07 am
I like puppies.
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 1:33 am
Two "CUTE" posters in a row? Alright, what did you do to the REAL Chompers? 5/5 puppies
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:31 am

GOOSESTEP - Didn't the Nazis start off with that? First the funny walk...then the blitzkrieg... Be afraid Canada...very afraid!

DOOMED PICK UP LINE: - Hi, I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus!

NAVY AVIATION - Off we goooooo! Under the wet blue yonder!

TAGS: august challenge ocean flights of fancy
Rating: 3.83/5

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ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:40 am
Screw Marvin & his Wankerstein. 5L
LogicDude - November 2, 2009, 3:02 pm
If only we could vote on Marvin's inability to get the joke...
Marvin Wankerstein - November 2, 2009, 2:10 am
1 for excessive lameness. It's not called aviation when you are navigating under water.
Lamango - September 2, 2009, 2:23 am
... That won't make it five feet from port.

OH REALLY? - Is the Ocean gonna have to drown a B*tch?

TAGS: august challenge ocean is a harsh mis*****
Rating: 3.41/5

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Guest091 - September 2, 2009, 9:10 am
It's no Wanye Brady, but it's got my respect.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 10:54 pm
Bypass the votes.... HOF this immediately.


TAGS: august 14
Rating: 3.3/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
Gracias, todo! Juan 3:35 - The Father loveth the Son, and hath given all things into his tortilla.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:31 pm
Muy caliente! 5 Qoquis!
Sean - August 14, 2009, 3:46 pm
Moving. *wipes spicy tear from left eye*
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:34 am
one of the best Religifakes!
GySgt1811 - August 14, 2009, 11:30 am
CANADA - August 14, 2009, 11:24 am
one of the to Religifakes!
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 11:20 am
Da man!
TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2009, 10:56 am
This f***ing rules! If I could vote 1000 lions......
spacedog - August 14, 2009, 9:39 am
d*** fine work agdaniele. 5L

ANGUS YOUNG - no one thought possible a man in a school uniform could rock that much

MIXED METAPHORS - Never beat a dead horse in the mouth.

BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!

FAILURE - Why the unicorns? Why not the mosquitoes...

TAGS: august challenge failure to rsvp
Rating: 3.21/5

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 7:57 pm
no, because the mosquito's momma's raised them right, and they RSVP'D!
boeweizer - March 9, 2010, 7:52 pm
bc mosquitos can fly

The Gods Must Be Crazy -

Yours, Mine & Ours -

TAGS: truth lies riot anarchy ferguson
Rating: 4.86/5

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Greybeard - August 24, 2014, 10:23 pm
LoL :)
GaryO - August 24, 2014, 8:23 pm
Not sure why, but I just got a hankerin’ fer gingerbread.

respect -

TAGS: ferguson thug
Rating: 4.56/5

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mizzdizz - November 28, 2014, 11:14 am
When ever I see the saggy-baggies, I keep hoping gravity will kick in! LOL!

OJ - Not Guilty! -


TAGS: yogurt fruit on bottom stirred pick up line august calendar
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - August 14, 2010, 12:44 am
4L for the poster, 1+L for obeying the calendar! Good on ya!

FOOZBALL - Momma said...M-m-m-momma said...

TAGS: august challenge foozball is da devil
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 10:20 am
lol Waterboy FTW
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 11:34 pm
one of the many tools of the devil
Spangle - October 29, 2009, 10:50 pm
Thanks, man. Now I need to wipe down my keyboard.

ZOMBIES - Definitely NOT Pro-Mac!

TAGS: august challenge zombies from culos
Rating: 3.62/5

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thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:28 am
All I know is... My Mac, and our Linux still work. The PC does not.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:26 am
It's not just the simplicity of linux based machines, it's the familiarity.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
I thought it was because hackers try not to target root because it can easier infect linux-based machines... Maybe I'm dumb. ???
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:22 am
It's actually because of the complexity of the hardware layout. Macs have a very strange wiring and that's what makes the process of writing programs for them so difficult.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:58 am
Pretty much, Chompers. Mac users are unimportant. (I have one, I should know.)
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 10:54 am
Do you know why there are so few viruses for macs? It's because NOBODY CARES!!!!!
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:27 am
That's... just not true, Zook.
Zook - August 13, 2010, 10:08 am
haha, stupid people macs now have more viruses then pcs.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 12:54 am
This was a "Clickable Distraction" and it was totally worth it! I love your posters, LD. 5.
Koradan - September 23, 2009, 3:16 pm
Lame. PCs do way more.
voice of reason - September 7, 2009, 10:41 pm
seriously mac owners stop being arrogant ja****ses just because you bought a cpu that costs twice as much as mine and does half the ****. if you look after your cpu you dont need all the virus protection **** from mac
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:38 am
****, James, that was piss poor.
James - September 4, 2009, 7:37 am
Mac: It's missing the Virus that acts as brains for the PC.
-.- - August 30, 2009, 9:10 am
it should be the other way around! mac FTW!
Weapon X - August 30, 2009, 4:57 am
RAWR - August 29, 2009, 5:51 pm
...so apparently the Mac is missing something...
BriaHere - August 28, 2009, 7:54 am
Think it over Jake, I'll give you a clue Zombies eat....?
Reality Lord - August 28, 2009, 6:41 am

great poster. not sure whats funnier...the poster or jake totally not getting it....lol.
bagel - August 28, 2009, 12:03 am
LMFAO Jake if you don't get it your clearly just like the mac dude.
Jake Eagle - August 27, 2009, 10:47 pm
dude, the zombie ate the PC guy, and that make's him definitely NOT pro-mac how? i should put this on fail blog or something.
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 1:14 pm
I don't own a Mac...but I'm also not very PC!
Guest091 - August 27, 2009, 9:07 am
You`re probably Pro-Mac yourself, huh Logicdude? lol
Woodywood03a - August 26, 2009, 4:41 pm
Very very cool Culos and Logic!!!!!
doofenshmirtz - August 26, 2009, 4:37 pm
that is awesome I think my left testical fell off and rolled away I laughed so hard.
LogicDude - August 26, 2009, 3:30 pm
Props go to Culos for finding this pic!


CANADA - Providing Hollywood with hotties since 1920

THE TASTE - I Know My Thermometers Doc...And I Think You Just Inserted A Rectal One In The Wrong Orifice...

TAGS: disgusting
Rating: 2.2/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:47 am
Well, if everything that comes out of your mouth is 5hit...

gun control -

TAGS: miliarized police state patriot act ferguson
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2014, 9:59 pm
Has anyone asked Geoff Peterson for his opinion?
Reality Lord - August 15, 2014, 9:17 am

inspiring...LOL...i would say de-motivating. see the latest pic's from fallujah....i mean ferguson? nice police men in nice police uniforms driving nice police cars. they packed up the military hardware....for now.
Greybeard - August 15, 2014, 12:25 am
Inspiring duo of posters...


TAGS: hate alone disgust
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sho - August 13, 2012, 9:38 pm
spacedog - August 13, 2012, 7:14 pm
Great poster 5ho.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:35 pm
The simple beauty of that sentiment brings a tear to my jaded old eye.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:53 pm
Heh Heh

"FUNNY" MOUNTIES - Here, here! You oughtn't do a thing like that. It's not the Canadian way. Eh?

TAGS: canada humor august assignment
Rating: 2.96/5

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CANADA - August 25, 2009, 11:07 am
can someone PM me so I can be sure of this one
BoneCD - August 23, 2009, 7:57 pm

THE SPLITS - He's doing them wrong!

MAC & C.H.E.E.S.E. - Too bad for Joey! His robot sidekick turned out to be Anti- and not Pro-Mac!

TOKIO HOTEL - We are glad to see you guys back

TAGS: tokioh**el billkaulitz tomkaulitz gustavsch fer georglisting
Rating: 2.38/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:21 am

wait...what....they're guys?


TAGS: august 28 uncle steve is nicer
Rating: 3.76/5

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Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:13 pm
Yeah it really is good, eh? Lotta heart in this one.
Haarakkon - August 29, 2009, 11:36 am
This hits close to home. Excellent work, Agd.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 2:01 am
It's not really something I care aboot anymore. I can skate just never had the opportunity to learn to do it well. No rink nearby, No pavement to Rollerblade on......I'm from a more rustic part of Ontario.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:54 am
I couldn't skate very well until I got rollerblades back when they first started to take off in Canada. I fugure if I can skate down multiple flights of stairs (on purpose) I can ice skate well enough. By the way, your secret is out. WTF can't skate?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:50 am
Air hockey was fun too......I can't skate, It's my secret Canadian shame.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:48 am
Foosball is too limited....left, Right and spin.....such a European mentality.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:47 am
An excellent reason to procreate IMO.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:47 am
It's based on soccer you know? No really.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:46 am
Well Duhhhh!
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:46 am
In fact the only reason I'd ever want to have a kid is so I could teach him how to play bubble hockey like a pro. And I'd yell at the little bastard too if he wasn't tryin'.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:45 am
Foosball sucks. Bubble hockey rules.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 1:41 am
I always wondered why you don't see it in bars very often, Yet Foosball is everywhere.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:39 am
Oh, and mildly amusing poster, eh? I sorta chuckled. 5.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 1:38 am
If there is anything I feel comfortable bragging about, it's bubble hockey. It's what I did every day instead of attending classes at law school. And it's also just like falling off a bicycle: haven't played in years and yet I just know I'd kill at it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2009, 11:02 pm
5 emotionally battered lions....I love that it's a table hockey pic.

CHER IMPERSONATORS - They're mostly a dime a dozen... but this one's the best I've seen!

TAGS: august challenge cher dr franknfurter
Rating: 3.63/5

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The Goat - September 28, 2009, 10:27 pm
The scary thing is that Tim Curry and Cher are about the same age!
MrRandom - August 24, 2009, 2:45 pm
Hyde speaks the truth. And the gamer/metal head loves the fact that hes in Brutal Legend
Ed-Hyde - August 24, 2009, 2:42 pm
It's Tim Curry, how could you NOT give it 5 Cher Impersonating poodles
BoneCD - August 24, 2009, 2:29 pm
that's 5 squirting squirt guns from me

CANADA - Apparently you CAN die there... So much for their great health care system!

TAGS: august challenge canada can cause harmful side effects
Rating: 3.61/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:41 pm
That explains why you don't find deros on the streets in Canada.

MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCES - Hugh Hefner shares a birthday kiss with his latest girlfriend

TAGS: august challenge kissing poster
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:46 pm
He looks good. Derek, you fail again.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:04 pm
I thought it had a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson.


TAGS: august challenge whats your pov
Rating: 3.52/5

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Woodywood03a - August 16, 2009, 12:21 pm
He is both... but the goose got to the plane first... But also, the plot needed to land somewhere.
Haarakkon - August 16, 2009, 12:13 pm
This is A+, LD. So true, too.
agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 11:25 am
On the bright side: 1 downed plane = 50 down pillows.
agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 11:24 am

LOGICDUDE - Persistence and wit can sometimes overcome a certain lack of Photoshop skills...sometimes.

TAGS: august challenge yourself
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 3:52 am
For you, always, LD.
RONSART - August 17, 2009, 3:41 pm


TAGS: august 2
Rating: 3.48/5

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LogicDude - August 24, 2009, 8:21 am
I'm a**uming her last name is fittingly pronounced "shudder" *shudders*
Sean - August 2, 2009, 9:52 pm
"baby bird style" ... I mean, sure, it'd be cool 'n all to have someone chew your food for you, and I'd insist it was a chick, but I'm afraid that with Laura here I'd have trust issues. Does that make me a bad person?


TAGS: august challenge opera sword and magic helmet
Rating: 3.48/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:34 pm
And by dreamt I meant on a recurring basis. Daydreams too. Especially those.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:45 am
Somehow you just know that LD dreamt this poster before he got around to making it.


TAGS: august poster challenge
Rating: 3.4/5

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ABEHE3EP - August 12, 2009, 4:46 pm
No matter how h** looking she is, some one, some where is tired of putting up with her ****!
CANADA - August 11, 2009, 11:08 am
anyone you looks even near that h** i call perfect!
Jmac0585 - August 11, 2009, 9:39 am
No one is perfect, Sean... But she's alot closer to the bull's eye than most.
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 8:36 am
Excellent, LD... but, I'm also in the Rosario fan club.
LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:14 am
*sobbing* Leave Rosario alooooooooooone!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:51 pm
No, it killed... I just left the floor open for a timmy counter.
Sean - August 10, 2009, 9:45 pm
d***. I thought my come-back killed: "... change "most" to "all." Am I so wrooonnngg abooot that?
BuZZbomb - August 10, 2009, 9:21 pm
"SHOW ME..... les*****!!" bzzt,bzzt
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:15 pm
Alright, One More.... if lesbian is on the board, you keep the money... if not, Buzz gets a chance to steal.
BuZZbomb - August 10, 2009, 9:14 pm
At least it doesn't sound like Richard Dawson.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:13 pm
Sounds more like Rosario Dawson.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:11 pm
Sean's good name??? Oh, my, things HAVE been changing... ;)
BuZZbomb - August 10, 2009, 9:11 pm
Yeah... And don't pick on the h** chick that can kick your a** ON or OFF screen! There are legions of uber-geeks ready to keystroke your a** into oblivion!! Wait, am I defending Sean or Milla? Eh, works for both.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:05 pm
Some do. In this case, it's silencing the timmy who tried to sully Sean's good name! (and poster)
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Wait, what? We *verify* things now?
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 8:54 pm
Buzz.... game, set and match.
BuZZbomb - August 10, 2009, 8:51 pm
Hi One More, Just an FYI to your "She's a Lesbian" comment. Aug 10 2009 Arizona Republic: http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2009/08/10/20090810married-mother-milla.html Just in case you want to feel like the a** you look like.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Excellent taste Sean. Loved her since Fifth Element.
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:11 pm
Well alright then, change "most" to "all".
MO - August 9, 2009, 5:33 pm
Can't locked...WTF??
MO - August 9, 2009, 5:24 pm
I've got two more conscripts into the army....I'll throw them up on the afore mentioned location.
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 5:21 pm
The fish don't bite if you keep making noise! Shhhhhh!
BuZZbomb - August 9, 2009, 5:19 pm
Looks like we may have a good teaching case on "How NOT to be a Timmy!" TTH, would you care to inform, as I believe you mentioned in the Insight forum you want to take on the mentor a timmy cause.
LogicDude - August 9, 2009, 5:13 pm
Hey One More - in case you haven't heard this: "For every job, there is a perfect tool...and YOU are a perfect tool."
agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 5:13 pm
One More... What you lack in wit, you make up for in stupidity.
One More - August 9, 2009, 5:08 pm
She's a friggin LESBIAN you idiot. She always has been. She lives with her wife in NY. She would never be interested in your unless you have a clam that smells like fish - and we aren't talking suishi here...

WHY ARE DOGS BETTER THAN WOMEN? - Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.


MITE - Yeah, you sleep with these.

TAGS: mite gross disgusting bed everyday bugs
Rating: 2.88/5

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LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:46 am
I dunno about that, but I did need to get new glasses since I started looking at Motifake....ruby quartz optics to stop my eye beams from destroying you all that is!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
pro - December 30, 2008, 6:05 am
Don't worry, Motifakers! I was just yanking your chain. http://psychcentral.com/lib/2007/does-masturbation-cause-blindness/
Sean - December 29, 2008, 10:14 pm
--make allowances for the fact that we are dealing with one who can effortlessly spell "masturbation" correctly -- a rarity amounst the users of this site (see my poster "MASTERBATION", for further proof). Bye (Not "Bi"!)
Sean - December 29, 2008, 10:14 pm
Ah LD, you're earned your spots, dude. pro is obvioulsy alluding to the fact that as g** as I appear at times, I am only faking (sound the word out: "homo" - "phony"). While I don't necessarily understand where pro is coming from on this one, we have to
pro - December 29, 2008, 7:23 pm
Are you going blind, LD? Too much masturbation?
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:12 pm
Did pro say it was a "homo-based misunderstanding" just then?
Khatmonsuk - December 29, 2008, 9:13 am
Let's not get immature...=)
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:34 am
Yeah, that's it. Everything but the "hilarious" part. * aside to audience: "Don't no one tell that bastard how long it took me to type due to my laughing hysterically -- no srsly! pro is insufferable given even a hint of encouragement." *
pro - December 28, 2008, 9:51 pm
"Mighty in bed" is what your wife calls me, Sean, so maybe it's all just a hilarious homophony-based misunderstanding.
BuZZbomb - December 28, 2008, 8:41 pm
Really? Your wife tells me she gets plenty of action. Maybe her bed has mites too.
Sean - December 28, 2008, 7:45 pm
Love it ... and the really dperessing part is that I get more action from them than I do the wife.

BOUNDARIES - Good Fences make Good Neighbors... Now GET OFF MY LAWN!

Justification -

TAGS: ferguson riot looting opportunistic schmucks
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - August 23, 2014, 10:15 am
But Immagrant owners don't pay taxes....not for 7years, then they sell it to another immagrant owner and he doesn't pay. The Army already has that stuff and has to get rid of it to get new stuff, they give it freely to the police.
GaryO - August 22, 2014, 7:19 pm
Seems like sound business practices
ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:19 am
Ism - August 20, 2014, 12:38 am

Rejected -

Why Can't We Be Friends -


TAGS: august assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 7:14 am

5squirts bro


TAGS: august assignment calender a bit early but i wont be around next week so 404 sad
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:51 am
good one. 5l's

IF I WERE A MOD..... - There would be a lot more clowning around And happy gas, lots of happy gas

TAGS: chompers mod august calender 6
Rating: 4.46/5

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spacedog - August 7, 2010, 2:18 am
It's a good one Chomp. I wouldn't want to be in that crowd if it was bad gas.
agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:55 am
You've been holding out on us!!!!
ICEMAN - August 7, 2010, 12:55 am
Thats just about the scariest frakkin picture I've ever seen.
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:52 am
Finally made a good one.
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:54 pm
If my tummy can't handle jellybeans... is that happy gas? 5L
Faceplant31 - August 6, 2010, 9:45 pm
Cubbybear - August 6, 2010, 9:17 pm
You got my vote...5/5 pfffttt!

DEAR NOOBS, - As supreme greeter/hazing master It is my pleasure and duty to welcome you to Motifake Now just follow me for your welcome gift...

TAGS: chompers alley noobs august 10
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 11:28 pm
This one's Noobs... is that close enough?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 9:27 pm
You're not leading them to the playgirl van, are ya?
Hawamleh - August 9, 2010, 9:12 pm
1L Bombed By The Noobs...ironic :), ill Give You 5L As Compensation.

THE LADIES OF MOTIFAKE - They wouldn't go out with me for some reason. Must be my personality.

TAGS: chompers clowns ladies motifake august
Rating: 4.23/5

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ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 2:42 pm
Dude, maybe you should try brushing your teeth.


LIFE LESSONS - You mave have muscles, looks or lots of money. It is always the cunning linguist that goes home with the honeys.


TAGS: august 6
Rating: 3.74/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2009, 8:26 pm
Just painfully excellent, Sean.
Sean - August 6, 2009, 3:59 pm
Talk about an empty experience ... for them "ladies".
LogicDude - August 6, 2009, 3:51 pm
They can come...but they have to go get their OWN Guinness!

PEDESTALS - We can achiev...AMEN! Change is poss...AMEN! America will s...AMEN! -looks over his shoulder- Can I finish my...AMEN!

TAGS: august challenge obama how s the weather up there
Rating: 3.63/5

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LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:24 am
You could try the sync tool...I also keep seeing the user name in the multiview, but not in the single poster view...5 Lions though on this - EXCELLENT!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:03 pm
Absolutely. There *does* seem to be a glitch with your posters and credit, Spacedog. Punched up your name and it came back with all the anonymous posters last night. Came up the second time okay, but without your handle on 'em.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:00 pm
Well done, indeed.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 10:50 pm
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 10:50 pm
Thanks MO. I was trying to avoid political and comment on "cult of personality". My 2nd poster in a row to go anonymous, and I know I filled in the blank.
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:02 pm
I usually don't...AMEN! Hate politifakes..AMEN!! But this one is kinda....would you quit that already!!!! funny...don't even think aboot it!!! *amen!*


TAGS: august 26
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - August 26, 2009, 6:08 pm
Good. You keep drawing fire from us ;-)

INFARCTION - Macaroni & Cheese Bacon Cups? Step aside Motiseedlings! Only the arteries of a true Greybeard can handle this!

TAGS: august challenge pro mac pro bacon too
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - September 23, 2009, 6:11 pm
It's a localised area of dead tissue resulting from failure of blood supply.
I'm collecting aliases - August 29, 2009, 6:53 am
What's an infarction?
Derek - August 26, 2009, 5:50 pm
But not for long.


TAGS: august 7 part 1
Rating: 3.59/5

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TIMMY HATER - September 9, 2009, 11:26 am
We have a Timmy in our crew named TOM...but we call him TIM and i thought that was him at first glance...We hate our Timmy too...IT MUST BE GLOBAL and i hate..and by hate i mean i hate TIMMY!


TAGS: august 5
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 1:13 pm
(the defense rests)
Sean - August 16, 2009, 1:01 pm
He's only missing if someone misses him. Nobody misses him.
agdaniele - August 16, 2009, 12:59 pm
Scrappy who?
Hypercat-Z - August 5, 2009, 3:38 am
Where is Scrappy Doo?
MO - August 5, 2009, 12:01 am
I saw aggy rip through...he came driving by for a few comments and then?? Mooned these poor folks. Screamed something about FTW!!!! Timmy ate my home work!! And there's a sale at the local sack of suds! Guinness for fidy cent a can!!! Hence the looks....
Sean - August 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
No shark in sight and Fonzie is landlocked for the time being.
MO - August 4, 2009, 11:22 pm
If you tell me it's Jalford I'll give you every scooby snack I can get my hands on....(insert scooby laugh)

MOTIFAKO - The August Challengoooo is magnificoooooo!

TAGS: august challenge operaman
Rating: 3.52/5

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Sean - August 19, 2009, 12:17 pm
You can never have too much Opera Man. Do it, do it twice even. More more more.
LogicDude - August 19, 2009, 11:55 am
DO IT AIRMAN!!! I pretty much threw this together anyway...
Airman - August 19, 2009, 11:34 am
I had one all ready to go with Opera Man.. ya beat me to it..


TAGS: august challenge jesus bats cleanup
Rating: 3.52/5

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star5e - January 4, 2010, 4:33 am
Looks like Oriole Park at Camden Yards in Baltimore, Maryland

WHAT WOULD I DO? - If I could turn back time? I would have suggested Sonny take up skiing years earlier!


TAGS: august 27 ocean
Rating: 3.46/5

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agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 1:04 am
The monkey is first-mate, and the "crew" always drunk. Sure, the's no Exxon Valdez....
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:01 am
Her captain's little more than a chimp in silly white shorts. And that Patty ain't no lady.
agdaniele - September 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Yes, LD!!!! Glad it didn't go completely unnoticed!!!
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 8:26 am
I dunno...she looks a little "heavy" in the stern...



TAGS: august 11
Rating: 3.46/5

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eldiabloloco - October 9, 2010, 8:59 pm
Love it and the beer is the best five stars
booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:52 pm
amen =] AND halellujah
TED - March 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
That ole Kool-Aid caused permanent damage huh? The smarter ones are even wising up and rejecting that fool!
LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:37 am
And still President of the Playas Club!
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 8:35 am
Woody! You get any sleep? I PM'd ya.
Woodywood03a - August 11, 2009, 8:29 am
Uh.... sometimes I really don't need to do that.
Arrogant Knight - August 10, 2009, 11:50 pm
LOL Aggy!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:49 pm
Do you occasionally forget to breathe?
Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 11:47 pm
I wonder.... why are they still saying that Clinton is black.... Yeah, he does act black. But is he really black???
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:35 pm
Gotta love it.
spacedog - August 10, 2009, 11:21 pm
5+ for the beverage alone. :D

ROMANCE - Jewelry, an expensive trip, clothing... all good ways to say "I love you" Your ear? Not so much.

TAGS: august challenge romance failure
Rating: 3.41/5

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Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:36 am
Perhaps he wanted to hear from her? Seriously, Van Gogh knew he was somewhat psycho, and committed himself to the local asylum a number of times.
agdaniele - August 28, 2009, 11:09 pm
5 shinshi lions!



MOTIFAKE - A 24/7 Job for Mr. Motifake! Got that new server up, wanna see it? It's here...somewhere...

IF I WERE A MOD... - Consider yourself a nail!

TAGS: sledgehammer banhammer ban mod august calendar
Rating: 3.25/5

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Kaylebor - May 25, 2012, 6:27 pm
agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:58 pm
heavy-handed tactics are never the answer.
tryal - August 6, 2010, 10:20 pm
my mom always said i was spheshul
rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:17 pm

Ironic in that this poster got another motifaker banned.;-)
tryal - August 6, 2010, 10:51 am
you could also consider yourself hammered :)


DROPPED SILVERWARE - OOPS! Looks like God is going to need a clean fork

TAGS: august challenge watch out for his knife
Rating: 3.17/5

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BuZZbomb - August 20, 2009, 9:33 pm
"Okay, now at the fork in the road, Bear Left." "Right Frog!"
Hypercat-Z - August 20, 2009, 7:39 pm
Fork on the road! Classic!


TAGS: august challenge cats goderator tribute
Rating: 3.06/5

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Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 8:40 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 12:11 pm
AK is hilarious (he promised to punch a Koala for me)...can't speak for EGD....don't know the guy.
Haarakkon - August 20, 2009, 12:08 pm
Oh, I dunno. Neither of them bark much, but AK seems to have a serious bite. I'd suspect the same of EGD.


TAGS: august third bee
Rating: 3/5

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Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 2:04 am
Huh? What? Wrong poster again Sean? ...Bed time..!
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
Say what, Arrogant Knight?
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:00 am
Actually, Derek, I'm only mildly ashamed to say that I happen to know quite a bit about the *** life of bees. When you don't have one of your own, you tend to take an unfortunate interest in the presumed "that" of others. Or you watch a lot of p***.
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
I don't think you'd like any aspect of the *** life of bees. It's all bad.

BAD ALIBI - Somehow I don't think that one light beer you drank will be sufficient cover

TAGS: august challenge beer dinner should be ready at 6
Rating: 3/5

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Cam - August 30, 2009, 4:18 am
He's using the Mel Gibson excuse.

METEOR STRIKE? - I'm not too sure that's the real reason for the dinosaurs disappearance!



MAC MAN - I think he would have really liked Motifake!


AM I TOO STRETCHY? - I am not a Chewing gum! Do I look like it?


PRIORITIES - Some meals are just not worth it.


SNAKE SURPRISE - It's whats for dinner. Brought to you by the Snake Council

TAGS: snake dinner surprise august 13 food
Rating: 1.5/5

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CANADA - August 13, 2009, 12:00 pm
Temple of Doom was an epic movie

Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone! -

TAGS: august 12th calendar theme should be reinstated
Rating: 5/5

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skeezixmcgurk - August 13, 2017, 8:41 am
I didn't have respect, I had fear.
concern3 - August 13, 2017, 5:07 am
Kids these days are basically a walking talking middle finger. UP yours

Sadists -

TAGS: august 23rd calendar dentist sadists
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 27, 2017, 5:28 pm
I call my dentist a sadist to his face. and I often flip him off when he causes me pain. 5L
JesusWept - August 24, 2017, 8:19 am
concern3 - August 24, 2017, 7:34 am
Funny, UP yours

the ferguson riots -

TAGS: riots ferguson racism looting
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - December 22, 2014, 11:25 pm
Thedge has an imagination! LOL
spacedog - November 25, 2014, 7:29 pm
HA! Great poster RL, and comment Thedge.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:54 pm
5L me lord for the great poster and 5L Thedge for that gutter mind of yours...you 2 cracked me up!
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 9:38 am
Thedge - November 25, 2014, 9:37 am
Premature decorating... man, all I heard was 'premature ******ating'. I've been working the wrong side of that street!

Hindsight -

TAGS: calendar august 8th birth hindsight
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 10, 2017, 10:30 am
Thanks, guys :)
EmilioDumphque - August 10, 2017, 2:02 am
Beautifully done!
concern3 - August 9, 2017, 7:21 am
Nice job, UP yours

Sons Of Anarchy -

WHY??? -

TAGS: calendar august 3rd ocd why
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 14, 2017, 6:18 am
You had one job, construction crew, one job!
concern3 - August 4, 2017, 4:45 am
Excellent, UP yours
ipaprime - August 3, 2017, 11:38 pm
Because it bothers you.

Miracles -

TAGS: calendar august 8th birth miracle beer
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 10, 2017, 2:00 am
It's a Milwaukee Tumor.
Thedewd - August 10, 2017, 1:37 am
NOT a "beer belly". It is a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.
JesusWept - August 9, 2017, 9:08 am
Thanks x 2
concern3 - August 9, 2017, 7:20 am
Excellent, UP yours

Inner Idiot -

TAGS: calendar august 1st alcohol idiot
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 2, 2017, 4:42 am
Sure does haha!
concern3 - August 2, 2017, 4:27 am
Alcohol increases the size of the idiot b***on by 92%.

The Tango Lesson -

Semantics -

TAGS: august 18th calendar theme depends on who you ask really
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - August 18, 2017, 2:08 pm
Outstanding! ^^^^^Up
concern3 - August 18, 2017, 7:34 am
Amen brother, UP yours

Denial -